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Gyaan for freshers

Hello people Freshers and stale breads . There is always a masterplan , a success route and a trap . Not that I have cracked the masterplan but I have definitely found some mines laid under the carpets like the minesweeper game. So here are some must do and donots. #Be updated about classroom and hostel politics, but never be a part of them.  #Attend the classes. Bunk the classes. You will understand both make no difference. (You will start studying on your own). #Be the best friend of the leader of all the "anti-you" propaganda.  #Learn "diplomacy". #All debates are not meant to be won . Professional or personal, learn to compromise on little bigger benefits . #Never come off as someone who is only into academics.  #Hone your extracurricular talents.  #Join clubs and societies devoted specifically to them.  #Take part in programmes and contests. Be known for special qualities. Learn "dynamism". #Make your physique one of your priorities. This is the best ...

20 Gulf-ish Things

Hello peeps! Another peppy , spicy article . Go , go , go! Read it. #1 . Shawarma You can hold babies for not more than a minute . But hours of waiting to get this thing in your tray is just worth it . #2. Shopping While the girls around the globe think twice before grabbing a branded watch . There is no thought process involved . You like it and you have it. Heart to wallet connection ... Thanks to the tax free life there. #3 . Airplane Clicks You may see nothing from the foggy out . It may merely resemble your black sequin top . But a picture to show off that you were in an aircraft is just too GULFISH thing to do. #4. Phone You have to show the world you have been to the great mosque .  #5 . Al - Baik The name is enough. No? Broasted chicken .    #6. Food connect The instant wireless connection you make when a fellow Arabi migrant when you say how amazing the food there is! #7. Complexion complex You have seen the gorgeous faces of the Egyptions , Syrian and Turkish be...

Cinderella - in my college

Hello readers Everybody reading this HAS to be familiar with the fairytale every toddler has heard of - Cinderella ! Due to the priorities or rather compulsions in her life , this female chose to buckle up her hobbies and follow her daily chores .  She was ever dreamy , yet caught up . The ugly bad days took an interesting turn , happy days appeared . She found a princess lifestyle . Presumably lived happily ever after . Now , why this Gheesi-peeti story? Because it's a females blog ? . NO! GTFO 😜 You have never read my blogs 😂.  It's because after watching , Cinderella - the movie . I could relate the plight of this poor girl to some near and dear ones in my course . No, they didn't find their Prince Charming yet! The girl found a princess like lifestyle after the draining time she had with her step - family. The ever raising expectations their families have from them which they terribly fail to stand up to . They just can't afford to let that one mark go ( such OCDs...

Medigirl!

BP gira de Jo milale agar woh beta blocker se calcium channel-ein ECG dikade, Sabki dhadkan mein kadam se kadam milale Polio si chaal pe chaal bichade Asthamatics ko yun behaal bana de Par inpatients Ye  mane Na dekhi koi aisi girl Dekhi lakh lakh ordinary girl Ain’t nobody like my medigirl Dekhi lakh lakh reddy girl Sab toh busy busy medigirl Who’s the busiest girl in the world? My medi girl My medigirl Injection lagaike she’ll rock your world My medi girl My medi girl Pade zakhm pe jo nazar Saare zaqm mein betadine bhar jaaye Dhoondon jahan mein chahe kahin Na tumko milegi koi aisi girl Jahan jahan bhi jau main Saari nazrein toh peche peche aaye Ruku zara mein jo yahan Oxygen cylinder me o2 Bhar jaye Sabki nigahon ne hai kaha Ke hardworking  hai mere jaisi girla kahaan? Kabhi Dekhi koi aisi girl?

18-Types of Medigirls in my college

Heyya! Been there done that. I have been in an all girls institution since forever. So , categorising girls is a hobby. I seriously would recommend you to swipe this tab if you HATE judgemental people. 1.The athlete Adonis  These guys and girls are the A-List celebs of any college campus.  2.The Floor Mayor These girls as soon as they find a gathering begin to groan about how pathetic the campus is just like a mayor. 3.The Houdini (magician) To her taking care of patient is the highest priority.  Her patients are always the easiest to take care of. In fact, the attendings love this medical student and praise her for her efficiency. As her companion, you find yourself envious — you wish you had her skill, but you know you’d be caught if you tried any of this stunts. You try to make yourself feel better by saying, “At least I’m getting more out of this rotation,” but deep down, you know that’s a lie. 4.The ever curious! This medical student is really itching to go into the ...

Dr.VRK Medical School - Diagnostic signs

Hi all This post has been in my drafts since forever . Of late , I heard the Dean of Our College utter some words that helped me add a few more lines to this blog .  To categorise things they need to have some distinctive features and common features . Like trees that are green and solitary yet take in oxygen like we do. The topic for today is The Characteristic features of a Medico from Dr. VRK Women's Medical College. 1. Woman above 17 year of age and below 25 years of age. 2. Leaves the house before 8:30am and never returns before 4:30pm. 3. Travels by means of college buses 4. Has had atleast one spat with the driver after missing her bus . 5. Carries homemade food to college . 6. Has soiled footwear (badly) 7. Wears apron all day long. 8. Attends college till May 20. 9. Go to washroom in groups. 10. Goto hospital in groups 11. Staircase in by default additional reading place. 12. Lecture time is Whatsapp time . 13. Head to posting late and hurry up. 14. Have a batch with colle...

HUGE shoutout ... #JustmedicoThings

Hi. People . Now that I am back to my senses and avulsed the euphoria in me. Here is an article that I am extremely happy to share with all my fellow medical students . It's not my style or sense of writing but yeah it's once in a while kind of a thing! Today's medico will be a doctor tomorrow . A huge shout out to all my professional colleagues !  When this generation turned its back saying - My life , I don't care We chose to keep calm and say  - it's your life , we are here to see that you are fine . When the people today don't bother to greet you, We chose to treat you . When your loved ones fear to touch you following your morbid disease We chose to keep you , with extra care!  We chose to cleanse the deepest of your body layers without hesitation . Woooooho!