Vitamin Money
Hey people,
Jobless mind is a blog workshop . These 6 months the only job I have done consistently is to Overthink. Overthinking the worst and the best.
When you overthink , you make plans . Since you are still stuck in dreamzone . You execute it in your dreams. Dream the outcomes. Since it's still a dream , the outcomes are fantastic. You buy a Mercedes , land up with equally ambitious partner. Everything goes fine , till your whatsapp buzzes and your friend enquiries about your task for the day.Reality strikes . Ghanta!
We Indians , umm humans ... Dream of luxury. Not even comfort , luxury. The idea of work being done as soon as you think about it.
So this October, I boarded the flight to be rich. Kept flying , till I realised I have nothing to make me rich. By the time I turn old enough to make enough money. I won't have time to enjoy the luxury.
So now , I want to turn rich. Richie rich. Earn like a million rupees per annum . Splurge them. Ask my kids to work their ass off and earn money for themselves. Because parents paying for their kids conveniences is so mainstream. Like Gen Y/ Z / F whoever you all are ! Get a job as soon as you are born because Algebra , twinkle twinkle little star have no practical significance. May be You should spend that time making a no brainer video and post it on YouTube . Cash is assured if the video hits enough number of views. You can then may be afford a nanny to change your diapers or buy yourself a candy.
Okay. Ruthless mode off. Goodnight.
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