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asli emergency se milaye Hindustan ko

Hey all! Long time no see. It's been ages that I've written a parody... My ode to Emergency medicine. (Parody of Asli Hip Hop from Gully Boy. ER mein Thanda koi nahi sab garam hi garam hai Angaar hai, angaar hai 30 by 2, CPR se life hai only adrenaline hai abhi atropine ka koi kaam na O ho... Khadi hoon kaise main yahan pe Ab na puchna, stress tha kitna shift mein Tujhko chahiye saboot kya 12 ghante ki  yeh peak par Judi hoon main zameen se khaana paani hai door chai bhi tu poochna Yaqeen tumko na tha par  main aayi hoon yakeen se Laakh departmenta ki nafratein hon saath OHEM ka pyaar hai resuscitate karna hai jeet meri  kaise jaau haar main?  pade zaroorat to ventilator pe main to dalungi kheenchlo tum IV  , interosseous main daalungi! aane do asystole, cpr kardaalungi aajaye VF shock main dedalungi Hojaye pneumothorax, decompression main kardaalu Dil tha toota tab EM mere saath tha! ROSC milne mein mujhe Haan adrenaline ka hi ha...