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Bachi Kaali Hogayi !

Hello there! Hope this week is treating you well ! Me ? I've been doing things , going places keeping my sleep at stake . Chronic insomniac that I am , it did nothing much except for paying guest on my face " My Dark Circles". After having done some tedious night shifts I reach home tired , tanned . I see guests home. I go meet them up formally. The first dialogue , " Arere , Bachchi kaali hogayi ." Trust me, this was the first time a comment on my appearance didn't bother me much. I smiled at them. My eyes were really tired after tedious shift . I spoke a few words . Jumped to my favorite corner of the house lazing around doing nothing. There was a part of my teenage when appearance mattered it sort of reduced in early twenties.That part I would shed tear when my close ones would make fun of my appearance. In mid twenties, I don't even care. These days I carry my dark circles like a soldier carries his war wounds and bullet ma...

That's never going to happen!

Hello people Just a rant today , as usual to escape my fear of missing out. Here is a blog for you. Age 15 : Friend : How about taking Science as major after 10th grade. I : Just forget it! I love history. I am going to do my majors in either history or political science. Friend : Why not a doctor? I : Too much of study man! Look at my handwriting ! Its terrible! I am yelled at by every teacher here for my untidy handwriting and diagrams. Science? Forget it! 1 year later ... Lands up in Biology major!   Age 17 Lecturer : I think you'll make it into M.B.B.S. I : Laughs ! It takes 18 hours of study . Lot of hardwork . 5 and a half year of study. M.B.B.S. ( Medicine) Its never going to happen! I want to be a dentist. Sorted Life.  Lecturer : I don't know about all that. But see , you'll make it to Medicine. 1 year later ... Lands up in a Medical college. Age 22  : My groupies and I discussing about future aspects  like life , future ...

ER Diaries : The P,H you should never ignore

Hello people Today is a " Gyaan " day. One thing per day . You learn everyday. There was one fine day , when the emergency room was dead busy. I had just intubated a case , some more critical cases to deal with , discharging few cases. In short , perfect fish market kind of a situation . My incharge asking me status of every case . Just then a lady walks by , a priority 3 case attendant. She enquires about the lunch... When you are at the end of your shift , sorting things out , hungry . Somebody asking you about it. I was too busy to care , I directed her to the nursing staff. Before she could go , my senior asked her to stop. Madam , lunch? I'll order that for you. What would you like to have ? Let me check with the food and beverage department what they have in store. They have so and so for lunch . You'll have this . alright. Spicy or bland ? Haan ji . Please wait . Theyll get back to you . I stared in disbelief. Are you kidding me? If it was sa...

Emergency Medicine not good for women: 10 Idiotic reasons Why!

Hey people! I really appreciate your patience to read my banter each time. I genuinely look up to the feedback I get in personal messages. Today , again will be about emergency medicine. With academic years ending many people asked me how emergency medicine is like ? What better platform other than my blog to talk about it? My choice of emergency medicine as a speciality of choice has not been palatable to many people I meet everyday. 1.Very hectic Grow up. Residency is hectic everywhere! You HAVE to slog . Noway out. Be it USA , UK , India .Be it internal medicine , Surgery , Pathology. There are sleepless nights, minimal to no family life. Remember internship? extended 3 years plus thrice the stress and responsibility. My choice of emergency medicine as a speciality of choice has not been palatable to many people I meet everyday. 2. Disturbed Family Life. Joke? Medical Residents all round the world have disturbed family life . Some have a little more , some have a...

Mere ER mein - Mere Gully mein parody

Hey! Exams khatam. Bak bak chalu horeli hai. I'm so obsessed with Gully boy , that I've applied it in my daily chores. I promise this is the last parody ... Of the month at least. You got to watch - Mere Gully mein from Gully boy movie to get the beats. Tere filmo ka  hero Mere ER mein Ho poore shehar ki ladai Mere ER mein Prayer, prarthna aur dua Mere ER mein Mu pe acid wala burn mere ER  mein Ho police karne  aayi case Mere ER mein Ek number saari documentation Mere ER mein Ho mere ER mein ER ER ER mein Dekho to idhar ye hai ER na hai tumara ghar Chhota sa hai lekin zara dekho idhar Stress hai beshumar aayegi dard ki pukar kahi bhi se pain management dene ko taiyar heart attack chalenga lekin 15 din ka ulcer nai sabko attend karenge lekin sar ke upar chadne denge nahi Kyon? Kyunki Triage hai Mere ER ka tareeka Saleeka sikhela hai straight forwardness sikhela hai chaukat pe triage pe hamesha bawaali hai pinprick bhi...

Homophobia at work : Narrow mindedness check!

Hey everyone! It's been a while , that I've not shared my banter publicly. So , let's shoot! I had this experience the other day ... first time in ED residency or in medicine as such. No wonder ER teaches you so much about life , shows you the mirror. I received a call from airport center that they are referring a case to our ER. I had the preconception , that it is either going to be a priority 1 or attention seeking priority 3 case. So history goes 21 year old male history of unconsciousness following excessive crying since morning. He was operated for glaucoma one year back. Was not on any other drugs. had no other comorbidities.No history of fever, ingestion of unknown substance,seizure,head injury . The additional informal history was ,He apparently had a breakup. He seemed bisexual , They had found lipstick and foundation from his pocket. Patient was unconscious but Responding to Deep pain stimulus not even to formalin. But when they tried ryles he...