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Mere ER mein - Mere Gully mein parody

Hey!


Exams khatam. Bak bak chalu horeli hai.
I'm so obsessed with Gully boy , that I've applied it in my daily chores. I promise this is the last parody ... Of the month at least. You got to watch - Mere Gully mein from Gully boy movie to get the beats.

Tere filmo ka  hero
Mere ER mein
Ho poore shehar ki ladai
Mere ER mein
Prayer, prarthna aur dua
Mere ER mein

Mu pe acid wala burn
mere ER  mein
Ho police karne  aayi case
Mere ER mein
Ek number saari documentation
Mere ER mein

Ho mere ER mein
ER ER ER mein



Dekho to idhar
ye hai ER na hai tumara ghar
Chhota sa hai lekin zara dekho idhar
Stress hai beshumar
aayegi dard ki pukar kahi bhi se
pain management dene ko taiyar

heart attack chalenga lekin
15 din ka ulcer nai
sabko attend karenge lekin
sar ke upar chadne denge nahi

Kyon?
Kyunki Triage hai
Mere ER ka tareeka
Saleeka sikhela hai
straight forwardness sikhela hai


chaukat pe triage pe hamesha bawaali hai
pinprick bhi saalo ko emergency me laani hai
HR ka executive English jhaadni hai
Housekeeping wale dale sympathy paani hai

priority chalegi par magajmari nai
paise ki chamak Chalegi nahi
sympathy ki voting priority badhaegi nai
serious wala patient priority bed 1 par
loose motion wala patient priority bed 3 par

Primi ka pehla water spill mere ER par
Machhi gale me phansaye
Khitpit karta baby hamare ER Par
pehla dogbite wala manushya
mere er me

Ho mere Er mein
er er er  mein x (2)

Masti nai hai bus hai khalbali
Chalta main jabhi jabhi
problem karta hai ye money money
patients ke paas kitni bhi badi gaadi vaadi
Karlo kitna bhi try , bada bill dekhke
Denge gaali sirf badi badi

patient aur emergency treatment ke  sath
koyi kami nahi
Rone wale rote rehte hai
apna style change hoga nai

budde log ki tooti joint dard degi degi
priority karni parhti hai upar tabhi

Gaali deta attendant bed 10 pe
thank you bolta patient bed 1 pe


Nursing staff ki ladki hai
Jispe team lead bhadki hai
Doosri sister kadki hai
Jisse kisiki nai banti hai
Teesri hum pe marti hai
Khushi sab samajthi hai


Cardiologist mere ER mein
Ek se ek khatri hai
Internist mere ER mein
Poora karke vatt liye
Ortho agar aaye ER mein
wo bolte Re chal chal chal OT
mere er me er er er me




So far so much ! Bye!

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